The angry man

Oh hello their my name is Benny and this is my diary.

We are in a nice house by the sea shore I’ve got two naughty little brothers and two sisters I know it’s a big family but it’s a normal family last week a inspector came over but not just any inspector a music inspector.

His name is Raymond but we call him Ray he doesn’t like that nickname. He calls us brats when we call him Ray I did not know why he doesn’t like the nickname it’s a great nickname to have but proberbly not for an inspector and definitely not for a musical one.

He wears humongous knickerbockers and a hat with curly hair and a posh moustash, he loves to sing I at that time was scared about what was to come but it was fine I passed the test I sang the one about the lamb and the three bags of wool but then he called us stupid Dunderheads for there singing but I can agree there singing was terrible it sounded like a trombone with a pig stuck in it.

But then he left and we all got punished even me but that was fine I was ok with it because I only got one smack but the others got three smacks on the bum so that is the story about the house on the sea shore

Fin